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[ Guess what, Ms. Schnee.

Ruby is suddenly right behind you, holding a cup of coffee. ]

Good morning!

[ Epona has just about as much wanderlust as her favourite (that was, her only) rider, but she likes to come home. Lon Lon Ranch was a comforting, homely presence to her, and Link couldn't blame her.

Walking her up to the main paddock, he raised his hand in greeting to the familiar redhead standing by the gate. He didn't call out, but he grinned broadly and waggled his fingers a bit. Hi, Malon! ]

[If there's one thing in this world she could never expect, it's Ruby.

Which is why she's quickly turning around, finger outstretched.]

Ruby! Don't sneak up on me like that!

[Oh hey, it's her favorite green clad Hero of Time! She knows that he and Epona love to come back to mosy around, but how can she blame them? Lon Lon Ranch had that sort of appeal to it...

So Malon just waves back to the two, running up to Epona just to pet her for a moment.] Hello Epona, it's been a while! [Turning to Link now...] And hello to you too, fairy boy! How have you been?

[ It's really weird when you're from the future and you to go the past, or you're from the past and go to the future. Either way it can really fuck up a persons mind or just be scary.

But Kagura didn't feel anything like that. It's more annoying than anything. ]

What are you looking at?

[Something doesn't seem right here at all. Did China grow up or something while he wasn't looking or something. No, no, this had to do with the recent movie, right? That's why she's like this, right?

Whatever it was, her question isn't far off. Sougo's pretty much staring at her breasts right now.]

So, who paid you to do this? I mean, pose as China. There's no way she can grow something like this.

[ Naturally his eyes are there. He's as gross as Gin-chan sometimes, but at least he's not grabbing at them which is a bonus.

And to think he believes this isn't her. Nobody seems to believe she could actually grow a nice rack.]

Oi, Oi! I can, and I did.

[Of course they were, but at least he has the decency to not touch anything gross, especially if it's attached to her body.]

Great, now go ahead and pop them. They don't suit an animal like you.

[At least he's pretty much the same. Now he's wondering if she's changed any.]

[ he's just jealous because he's never been able to touch anything nice. ]

I didn't ask you for your opinion, and they are real.

[ don't make her prove it either.

not that she would really want to. ]

[Is that a challenge. Are you challenging him right now Kagura.]

Then go ahead and prove it. Get some old, crotchety old man to grab those school girl tits of yours.

[Cause he's sure as hell not going to.]

[ Epona nuzzles into Malon's shoulder with an ease she had never shown to Link. He patted her neck and then dismounted, sorting out his gear as he did so. ]

Just fine. [ It wasn't said avoidently, but he also didn't give more clarification. Link was pretty quiet that way. ] How's the ranch? [ And you too, Malon! ]

[ It's a challenge no doubt, and she's not going to back down.

That idea though causes her to have a sour expression. ]

Ewh, no. I'm not going to do that!

[Hey it was a great suggestion alright!! Not that he cares about what she thinks in the first place.]

But what are you going to do then? Here, let me find someone to be your unfortunate guinea pig.

[Where's that guy in the cardboard box when you need him...]

If you make anyone touch my breasts, I'll beat them up and you too.

[ Crossing her arms, Kagura lets out a huff. ] If you don't believe me then fine. I don't need you to believe them.

Oh, uh, sorry!

[ The coffee cup is unceremoniously thrust toward Weiss, causing the hot liquid to slosh over the rim of the cup. Mercifully, none of it splashes on Ruby's fingers or Weiss's blouse. ]

I brought this for you. It's coffee, see? You can probably smell it. Black, because... I figured that's how you like it! Nice and bitter, like you.

[ Uh-oh. Misstep. Abort, abort! ]

No,Ididn'tmean— that's not what I meant!

[ Commence operation: awkward turtling. Ruby's shoulders and elbows tuck close in her mortification, only meeting Weiss's eyes tentatively. Her demeanor is remarkably similar to a child expecting to be punished. ]

[Ah, it was nice to have Epona back again...though this might be short lived, she at least enjoys the two's company back at the ranch. It gets boring when her and her father (and Ingo, BUT) so company is always needed!]

The ranch is fine, it's gotten better ever since Mr. Ingo came to his senses. [Aha...ha.] Though it's always nice to have an extra hand come by and help every now and then...

[Wow. When did she get surprisingly mature. He always figured she'd still be as hot headed as ever. It wasn't fun if she didn't freak out and yell at him.]

Huh. I guess the movie was kind to you in that sense. But they took away something else in the process...unless you're still a kid deep down.

[Okay, she could have expected Ruby bringing her the cup of coffee- in fact, she actually does appreciate the though that she brought it. But what she doesn't appreciate is what Ruby said afterwards.]

Excuse you, I am not bitter! I'm just plain nice!

[HAH, you could say that again, Weiss. But no, she's trying to get better at this whole nice thing in the first place, so don't judge her-!]

And stop hiding in your shell like that! You know this isn't going to push me over the edge!

[Then why are you scolding her right now...whatever it is, Weiss' eyes are pretty much peering into Ruby's right now, the coldness being pretty apparent.]

[ She said the magic words. Link's ears twitch and he smiles, helpfully. ] You need some work done? [ Hello, pick me, pick me! Navi would groan if she wasn't asleep inside his hat. ]

Ah, yeah! I just need some of these hay bundles moved, and that really should be it. It'll take a lot longer if it's just me, but... [she's already perking up as well. The opportunity to work with Link? Aw yes.]

Hey, hey! A lot of stuff happened then. There's no time to be a child when the whole world is coming to an end.

[ That's a lie, she still has her moments. ]

[ Ruby straightens up and, doing her best to not look shamefaced, holds the coffee out again. ]

I went to that place you like... by the dust shop? Remember?

[Kirika called her brother in to help her study. However, the fact that Kirika may have a larger than normal amount of sugary confections in said room might be more of a distraction than anything else.]

[And like the cool big bro he is, he's already wandering into her room, holding up his hand.]

Oi, Kirika, hope you didn't mind me coming in unannounce-

[And the first crunch happens. He lets out a little blink, looking down to see bags of candy scattered everywhere. It's enough to make his eye twitch a bit.]

...did...you clean your room recently...?

[Kirika's just sitting on the bed, snacking on a little bag of those cookies with the frosting.]

Mm--yeah. [She swallows.] Yeah. Yeah, I did.

[...wonderful. Though he should have expected her to have a big sweet tooth in the first place. He just lets out a nervous laugh, stepping forward and-

cruch.]

...uh. You sure about that? How many of these things are there...?

[ He grins and heads over to them and... picks some up. The gold gauntlets make it easy, but when the fork is right there to shift them without getting itchy strands all down the back of your tunic, it's a bit of a daft idea.

Not that he notices as he takes them over to the cart. ]

[She rubs the back of her neck.]

I'm pretty sure...

Are you sure about that? You didn't seem that way, going back to saying "aru" at the end of your sentences. You just degraded back to your foreign ways.

[HE'S SEEN IT OKAY...]

[...oh fine. Since Ruby actually remembered, she figures it can't be too bad. So, with a little huff, Weiss just takes it out of her hands.]

...thanks, Ruby. [She says, trying to calm down a little. Right, trying to be a good comrade to Ruby, remember this Weiss...!]

[...does she not realize...oh whatever. He lets out a silent huff, before moving to pick up the bags.]

Oi, we're cleaning your room. That before we move on to studying.

[Oh, hey! That's her cache of sugary goodness!]

O-oi! What do you think you're doing?!

I'm cleaning up. Your room is like a minefield with all of these lying around. How much of these do you even eat a day...!?

[Seriously, Kirika, he's a little concerned.]

Oh, hey--I spent good money on them! And I work it all off so it's okay!

[ Shit. Now she's annoyed.

Don't mind her attempt to knock him off his feet as she slips down to the ground and use her feet to kick him. ]

[...and Malon's just giving Link a blank look for a moment, but then she quickly gives off a tiny laugh.]

You know this makes it a lot easier, right? [So she says, picking up the fork and using it to move the bundles of hay with him.]

[NOPE IT'S TOO LATE, he's already moving it all to the trash.]

You know too much of this is still bad for you? You can't expect to work all of it off.

I'm a magical girl...! I can totally work it all off!

[Noooo... Totally nosediving to try to save the sugar!]

[And as she nosedives, he immediately pulls it away, catching her at the same time.]

I bet you can, but it'd still be pretty bad for you to have these just laying around. It's also bad for your health in general.

[She's kind of just flopping around in his grip.]

Big bro...! You can't just take all of it away!

[Of course, Sougo being himself, thinks she's not going to do anything about it.

That is, until he pretty much eats the floor once Kagura kicks his feet in ouch.]

And what if I did? You can live without them.

[Sugar is bad for you! But no really look as he dumps them in the trash...]

[Trying to break his grip to dive for the garbage can!]

I'll never forgive you!

[ He makes a small noise of embarrassment, but doesn't vocally protest. When the hay is done (and he's given himself a good scratch), he holds out his hands for the fork. ]

Like this? [He mimes the motion she made with it. ]

You should be careful of what you say now, you know.

You're welcome, Weiss!

[ Is Ruby happy? No, she's unendingly overjoyed, and is hovering around Weiss in obnoxious little zips—thank you, speed semblance—waiting for her teammate to drink the coffee.

(That's how heart attacks happen, Ruby.) ]

Edited 2014-01-26 23:50 (UTC)

call me out! new years edition.

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wow it's on gura

meet me in the courtyard after school

you got it sister

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